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A) You just type your username into the chat-box widget located above. For a list of commands you can use in the chat, keep reading on.


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A) You can always ask in the "to the crew" forum or comment box of this page. ;)



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Command                                                   What it does
/me <action>                                                                Performs an actions. IE: Stephen dances.
/nick <newnickname>                                                         Changes your nickname into the entered nickname.
/ns register {yourPassword} {yourEmailAccountName@yourMailProvider}         Allows you to protect your nickname with a password.
/ignore <nickname>                                                          Ignores all messages from that nickname.
/unignore <nickname>                                                        Remove an ignore from a nickname.
/query <nickname>                                                           Sends a private message to that nickname.
/whois <nickname>                                                           Looks up information about nickname.
/join <#channel name>                                                       Opens another channel in a different tab. (IE: /join #Elfpack)
/clear                                                                      Clears the chat box.
/away <message>                                                             Displays a message when someone uses the "/whois" command on you.




Don't be an asshole!
Don't flood the channel with spam, don't harass people, etc. Doing so will get you kicked/banned.

Try to write correctly
You don't need to use perfect English, but no one feels like trying to decode your typing. Some typo's and grammar messups are OK, but at least try to type normal text.

Listen to and respect the mods!
What they say is final. In the chat, the mods are just like the Fake Guards.


If someone is being an asshole


If there's no mod on and someone is being an asshole, do the following:

1) Type "/whois <harasser's nick>"
2) Find the "hostmark" of the harasser. (It should look like "24-180-208-36", just with different numbers)
3) Screenshot what the harasser is doing and the harasser's hostmark. Send them to [Stephen] in a PM.
4) Type /ignore <harasser's nickname>



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2008-09-10 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -moans softly wrapping my legs around as i arch my back pressing 34dd breasts against u-

2008-09-10 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -tries to give you an orgaszum-

2008-09-10 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -cries out in pleasure releasing my orgasm- oh god yes

2008-09-10 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -keeps going to work up another orgaszum-

2008-09-10 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -pants heavily moving my hip with getting closer-

2008-09-10 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -works harder to give you another orgaszum-

2008-09-10 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -cries out arching my back as another orgasm flows through my body-

2008-09-10 [Yokita the Slave]: o-o right.......... i missed alot

2008-09-10 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -keeps working on getting you to orgasum-

2008-09-11 [cjiz2hot2handel]: holy shit give it a rest

2008-09-11 [Yokita the Slave]: O_e gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!  yeah

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -curls up in a blanket with cyris-

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -help kitty curl up in the blanket with me-

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -purrs- if u want to continue go toAnything Goes then choose room one or two its my wiki

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: otay.

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -nuzzles-

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -nuzzles back-

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -gets dressed under the cover-

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -gets dressed as well-

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -giggles-

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -kisses kitty on the lips-

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -purrs and kisses back-

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -grabbs kittys butt-

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -jumps and giggles-

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -cathes you-

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -kisses ur nose-

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -licks you neck-

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -purrs-

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -smiles-

2008-09-11 [Yokita the Slave]: give it a rest o-o;

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -smiles back-

2008-09-11 [Yokita the Slave]: gahhhh....

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -looks at our friend-smiles real big-

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -giggles-

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -licks kitty-

2008-09-11 [Yokita the Slave]: o-o;

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -licks back-

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -licks kitty's tongue-

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -drags everyone under the cover then licks cyris's lips- we be cover ninjas

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -licks kitty's tits-

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -smiles-

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -smiles back-

2008-09-11 [Yokita the Slave]: lolz okay

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -undoes the buttons on part of my shirt-

2008-09-11 [Yokita the Slave]: o-o i m so done and yeah

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -helps you unbutton your shit-

2008-09-11 [Yokita the Slave]: i am totally leaving this chat thing

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: Cyris send me a message we'll continue there i dont want to be more of a pest sorry

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: ok. i'll send you a message.

2008-09-11 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah thanks lol

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: no problem.

2008-09-11 [Yokita the Slave]: so any one else here no well i am gonna go in a corner and lay down

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: i iz here.

2008-09-11 [Yokita the Slave]: hi!!!!!!

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: how are you?

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: Me too and i have hover bacon

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: ok. :D

2008-09-11 [Yokita the Slave]: hover bacon 

XDDDDDD

2008-09-11 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: i got keys to a 66 mustang.

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: Yes hover bacon

2008-09-11 [Yokita the Slave]: what is hover bacon

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: go to youtube and type in hover bacon

2008-09-11 [Yokita the Slave]: okay lol

2008-09-11 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: ^-^

2008-09-12 [St. Morienvale]: seckswithrdrawwwwlz.

Nuh'kuhz.

2008-09-12 [St. Morienvale]: o_O


Drugs are baaad, mmkay

2008-09-12 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: not all drups. mine arn't bad for me. ok?

2008-09-12 [St. Morienvale]: EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!! <3<3<3<3
-most- of mine aren't bad for me either.

-MOST-

2008-09-12 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: what meds are you on?

2008-09-12 [St. Morienvale]: Kpin, traz, crown royal. wooooo
resinated THC (blech, btw)

2008-09-12 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: i'm on insolen.

2008-09-12 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -listens-

2008-09-12 [St. Morienvale]: Bleh. Insulin? You're diabetic? That sucks.

I'm on the "bad" stuff that's mostly bad for me. "Oh well" comes to mind oh-so-often.

2008-09-12 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: it sucx because i cant get rid of it.

2008-09-12 [St. Morienvale]: Diabetes?
Yeah, that's something ah...yeah.
I'm related to so many people that have it I'm sure I'll end up with it some day.

2008-09-12 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -hugs cyris- it ok

2008-09-12 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah that sucks i am sorry man

2008-09-12 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -plays numa numa-

2008-09-12 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: its ok. i was born with it.

2008-09-12 [St. Morienvale]: Numa numa? Dragonstea din tei? wtf it is it's romanian..

2008-09-12 [St. Morienvale]: "whatever the fuck"

2008-09-12 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: everyone knows it as numa numa but its actually called dragonstea din tei and yes its awesome romanian electronica music

2008-09-12 [St. Morienvale]: O-Zone I believe is the name of the group that made the whole "numa numa" thing go nuts. That and gary broslma wtf I dunno how to spell his name. The guy dancing to it in that vid everyone's watched at least fifty times.

The english version sucks

2008-09-12 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: true the english version does suck and i dont think gary did it any justice

2008-09-12 [St. Morienvale]: Lol. You should see ME dance to that song.

Pretty scary lol.

2008-09-12 [Yokita the Slave]: me too but i love that song

2008-09-12 [St. Morienvale]: I have no way of listening to it though =( sad.

2008-09-12 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: awes

2008-09-12 [Yokita the Slave]: sorry

2008-09-12 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -hugs saint- it okay

2008-09-12 [St. Morienvale]: =)

I gots new wiki finished,, sorta......
NixFunnyShit

2008-09-12 [Yokita the Slave]: kay lolz

2008-09-12 [St. Morienvale]: Chebleh...

2008-09-12 [Yokita the Slave]: .>

2008-09-12 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: i go look

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: indeed people should get on here

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Movie night all alone is really lame.

Just stating a fact...

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah lol

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Especially when it's a crappily wonderful movie like Hitman. You should always watch particularly shitty movies with a close friend >=( MINE IS IN TROUBLE.

Idiot. Gawd.

So how are yeeeeew?

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: good and u

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Sick and bored.
Sick of being bored.
Bored with being sick.

Um....


Sick my bored with your being. =D Ha yeah that's the ticket.

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -giggles and pounces u-
awes feels betterers

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: WHAAAAAAA I need a popsicle, mine throat hurtz.


AWESOME. Someone called me!!! I got to listen to my crappy recording of Come As You Are ringtone!! Sweeeeeeet

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -giggles and hands u a popsicle-

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: YAY! *Enjoys the popsicle in a very suggestive manner* It's amazing what frozen treats can do for the soul.

AAAAND the sore throat.

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -giggles- suggestive manner? what are u suggesting?

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Well that's up to your imagination. S'the reason I didn't give details
;P

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -giggles- k

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: You should've seen me with the pushpop....ahahaha

oh boy.

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: ^-^

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: oh dear lol suggestive popsilces i put a wholeone in y mouth once tehehehehe ^o^

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: o.o
must've been cold

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: ish for randomness

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2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah i hs no gag reflexes lolz

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Awesome.

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: ^-^

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: I just had an amazing conversation with a drunk friend.

I love how my friends always think "I'm drunk! I have to call Andi!"

luvly

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Pretty pic btw.

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: makes for fun phone conversation

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Well it was certainly entertaining.

Plus the puke factor--I thought she was gonna puke when she was on the phone with me. That would have been HIGHlarious.

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: oh yesh yesh it woulds

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: "Sorry I'm not there to hold your dreds babe *gigglegiggle*"




Something HAS to be done about this zombie infestation.
I can't keep fighting them off with a cricket bat.

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm how do u fight zombies?

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Well according to most zombie flicks, "destroying the head or removing the brain"

Chances are if you get close enough to remove the brain they're already gonna be eating yours..so....Big blunt objects, or a gun. Or hand grenades/some serious dynamite-age to take out large groups

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -picks up lolcat-
i has caption cats

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah but eah sorry i was afk whats going on zombies scare me >.<

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: That'll beat the shit outta them.

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: go kitty go due my slightly evil bidding!

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: Zombies runs up tree lol

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: o.o
i did not know zombies has that capabilities

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: No crap. The LAST thing we need are hybrid zombies.


Lol...zombies that run on electicity..lol omg my train of thought is completely jacked..

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: as long as zombies dont go any faster than a slow shuffle and trip over everything i thinks we cans escapes

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: All I need is a six shooter and a shitload of bullets.

I really don't know very much about guns but I'm a quick reloader and a very good shot.

So if you ever have a zombie outbreak where you are...let me know ;)

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: no i ran up teh tree ~hides back uo higher in tree~

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -hugs a zombie- this this is frank he not hungry for flesh he vegetarian

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: =O! *Points* YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BITTEN TO SAY SUCH ATROCITY!!! There is no such thing as a vegan zombie.

That's like saying.....

Hunter S. Thompson never dropped acid. Yeah, EXACTLY like that....wow.

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: i are scared of zombies and frank will die thye have to consumeteh flesh or thye will dye i are scared of zombies >.>

;>~<;

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Congradulations, I am completely lost without a map.

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: this special zombie

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: i dnt care my worst nightmareis a chainsawweidling zombie surronded by birds and pies >.<

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: mine was a bleeding doll
pies?
but pies good not bad

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Omg.

That's like...Hitchcock on lsd teamed up with Romero or something..

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: true trues

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: .> thats scary too lol
pies make me horny dont know why that is why they are scary lol

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: That is probably in the top five most fascinating things I've heard all day. Seriously.

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: ah i sees

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Wow.

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: si si

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: So....anyone else here being tracked by the CIA?

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: not that i know of

<.<

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Me neither. Good.

Anyone else here watch the pilot episode of Fringe? (Joshua Jackson soooooooooo yummmmyyyy)

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: no i didnt know anyone was >.>'

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: sorry i didnt

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: nos sorry lol

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Dangit.

Anyone here watch Mythbusters? Robot Chicken? South Park? Smash Lab? (<---cheap Mythbusters ripoff) CSI?

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: all of those cept smash lab

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: omg.....my bff just called me telling me her mom wasn't breathing.....she had to do cpr and call 911...holy crap.

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: o.o not good

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: I am freaking out

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah that sucks man really and all but smash lab lol

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Smash lab is laaaaaaame

2008-09-14 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: i'm sorry to hear about you bff's mom

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Thank you.

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: Hope she ok

2008-09-14 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: hopes she makes it.

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: She seems to be doing alright for now...she keeps saying her husband tried to kill her..and he didn't...damn...

Distractions, anyone...?

2008-09-14 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: 7.3 liter V8 with DOHC and port fuel injected.

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Dammit I just creamed my jeans..er..pajamas..

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: O.o wha k then

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah k then i go bed nao (damn lolcats and messing up meh language usage)

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: Lolcats luv u

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: I must be so typical

2008-09-14 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: hmmmm. someone knows what that is lol

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: <.< I know next to NOTHING about cars but when car talk comes up, if it sounds lovely enough or it's about an old mustang or 'vette..omg.....shiver me timbers..

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: why are you so typical lol

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: I has no idea

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: .>

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Ahhhh...nevermind...it could start another war

2008-09-14 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: i just gave off an engine type. most commenly known as the 454. which is made by GM.

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: @.@

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: okay lol

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Fark my phone died in the middle of an important conversation


that so grinds mah gears...

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: tehehehehehehehehehehehehe


XDDDDDD family guy

2008-09-14 [St. Morienvale]: Well I'm out........tata errbody

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: ^-^

2008-09-14 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: laters. 1967 shelby gt500

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: O.o

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: Oo;

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: lalalalala

2008-09-14 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: dodododododododododo

2008-09-14 [Hentai Sex Kitten]: -pounces cyris-

2008-09-14 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: -dodges kitty-

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: hahah lol

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah lol

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: ok thanks lol

2008-09-14 [Gone do to no one talking to me]: no problem

2008-09-14 [Yokita the Slave]: ^^

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